Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Back to basics
Robert Rauchenburg's Erased De Kooning
John Baldessari
On this vein of thought, here is some phrases that Bart wrote on the blackboard in the intro to random Simpsons episodes:
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
"BAGMAN" IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU
"NON-FLAMMABLE" IS NOT A CHALLENGE
GENETICS IS NOT AN EXCUSE
I AM NOT CHARLIE BROWN ON ACID
VAMPIRE IS NOT A CAREER CHOICE
FISH DO NOT LIKE COFFEE
SPONGEBOB IS NOT A CONTRACEPTIVE
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
And this is just a result of the internet being it's strange animal.
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